1 00:00:03,150 --> 00:00:07,870 I just want to say thank you so much for your bids and donations. 2 00:00:08,650 --> 00:00:14,810 You have all been absolutely amazing, and the church tower will be saved! 3 00:00:19,310 --> 00:00:24,290 She really knows how to raise money, does that one. Well, she's a dynamo, 4 00:00:24,290 --> 00:00:25,290 alrighty. 5 00:00:27,330 --> 00:00:29,910 Vicaretta, she must be pleased. She didn't look it. 6 00:00:32,610 --> 00:00:33,610 I'd better get back. 7 00:00:34,210 --> 00:00:35,210 I'll walk you. 8 00:00:35,310 --> 00:00:39,690 How about a quick visit to Valhalla and chips? 9 00:00:40,130 --> 00:00:41,130 Warm the cockles. 10 00:00:41,430 --> 00:00:42,510 Come on, put your arm to bed. 11 00:00:44,270 --> 00:00:47,050 Stella must have drummed up some dosh there tonight at the auction. 12 00:00:47,390 --> 00:00:50,590 I calculate from the sales and the cash-o-meter that they will be in excess 13 00:00:50,590 --> 00:00:53,290 of 40,000 and 16 pence. 14 00:00:53,910 --> 00:00:55,090 She'll be bob on as well. 15 00:00:55,810 --> 00:00:56,810 What a brain. 16 00:00:57,810 --> 00:00:58,970 You're going to make it, baby. 17 00:01:00,610 --> 00:01:03,610 Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish. 18 00:01:06,730 --> 00:01:07,730 What? 19 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:09,970 It's not Sunday. 20 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:23,610 Help! Help me! 21 00:01:24,030 --> 00:01:26,750 Help me! Take a step back, please. Take a step back. 22 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,000 Well, there they are, Robin. The bells. 23 00:02:14,680 --> 00:02:16,000 Just about holding up. 24 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:20,480 Like four shabby ancient rugby lads, shoulder to shoulder, encouraging each 25 00:02:20,480 --> 00:02:21,279 other on. 26 00:02:21,280 --> 00:02:22,440 But for how much longer? 27 00:02:23,160 --> 00:02:24,660 I've seen for years it's crumbling. 28 00:02:24,940 --> 00:02:27,900 Mum was always commenting on it. She was church cleaner, you know. 29 00:02:28,120 --> 00:02:30,140 Those cobwebs wouldn't have been there back in her day. 30 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:33,600 Sometimes I think the spiderwebs are the only thing holding it up. 31 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:36,960 People keep saying that we need a social media campaign. 32 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:39,580 And I'm hopeless, and we have no money. 33 00:02:40,330 --> 00:02:43,210 So I cannot thank you enough for offering up your computer skills. 34 00:02:43,530 --> 00:02:46,550 Well, since Mum passed, I spend all my time online. 35 00:02:47,250 --> 00:02:48,390 I'm no expert, like. 36 00:02:48,870 --> 00:02:50,830 Quite frankly, anything will help. 37 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,690 Did you get time to look at my booklet? 38 00:02:53,970 --> 00:02:56,930 A short introductory history of the churches of Blossomdale. 39 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:58,790 No. Sorry. 40 00:02:59,130 --> 00:03:01,450 No. Looks really interesting, though. 41 00:03:02,910 --> 00:03:03,910 Shall we? 42 00:03:05,950 --> 00:03:07,730 I can't get a peep out of the library. 43 00:03:14,440 --> 00:03:15,440 Are you all right? 44 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:18,800 Oh, I'm sorry. 45 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:20,620 I'm sorry. 46 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:22,420 I'm overcome. 47 00:03:23,040 --> 00:03:28,000 Vicar, I hope you don't mind. I'm taking a record of my late, late ancestor, 48 00:03:28,420 --> 00:03:33,960 longtime vicar and founding father of this church, the Right Reverend Sterling 49 00:03:33,960 --> 00:03:35,440 Tobias Norris. 50 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:39,560 Stella Tobias Norris. Pleased to meet you. 51 00:03:40,100 --> 00:03:41,560 This is Robin. 52 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,850 He's in charge of the website for our Save the Tower Fund. 53 00:03:45,490 --> 00:03:47,190 I heard about this. 54 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:54,690 It would be sacrilege for my ancestor's church to go to ruin. 55 00:03:55,710 --> 00:04:01,470 I have a calling to help, and I will, though I must return to the States in a 56 00:04:01,470 --> 00:04:02,228 few days. 57 00:04:02,230 --> 00:04:04,150 What little time I have is yours. 58 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:05,650 Oh, and yours. 59 00:04:06,150 --> 00:04:10,350 Great, great, great, great Grandpappy. I will not lay you down. 60 00:04:18,890 --> 00:04:21,390 Here, the first step in stone. 61 00:04:23,010 --> 00:04:24,010 Mercy? 62 00:04:24,730 --> 00:04:26,030 10,000 pounds? 63 00:04:26,290 --> 00:04:30,950 I don't know what to say. Say nothing, Vicar. Get the word out. Get the church 64 00:04:30,950 --> 00:04:33,170 hall ready for an auction. 65 00:04:33,910 --> 00:04:36,950 Friday, Friday, make a miracle. 66 00:04:37,170 --> 00:04:40,950 The town has until Friday to save the tower. 67 00:04:41,430 --> 00:04:44,830 Get on it, Ruben. Yes, my new right-hand man. 68 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:52,090 So she is from Dixieland, this fiery fundraiser? Oh, yeah, all the way 69 00:04:52,090 --> 00:04:55,910 through. She's tall, too. She's like a stretched-out Dolly Parton, but with jet 70 00:04:55,910 --> 00:05:00,390 -black hair, you know, like Elvis Black. Piled up to the sky. Yes, she's all over 71 00:05:00,390 --> 00:05:04,070 town. She's drumming up cash and contributions for the auction. 72 00:05:04,410 --> 00:05:07,130 You know, I was in Cats Calf having a decaf. 73 00:05:07,370 --> 00:05:08,790 Bet you can't say that again. 74 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:13,500 Anyhow... I'd just missed Estella, but she went out with a cake stand, a cash 75 00:05:13,500 --> 00:05:15,500 donation and a free meal by all accounts. 76 00:05:15,840 --> 00:05:17,660 So did Kath muster up a southern delicacy? 77 00:05:17,880 --> 00:05:21,600 Oh, no, no, no, no. She wanted spam peas, a fried egg and chips. 78 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:24,980 The kind of belly buster you might need to save a church tower. 79 00:05:25,240 --> 00:05:28,880 Mm. Well, last I heard, she was in Roonord. 80 00:05:29,400 --> 00:05:32,020 Good luck with that mustachioed miser. 81 00:05:32,380 --> 00:05:37,380 He still owes me for my granny's Victoriana condiment flange. We all know 82 00:05:37,380 --> 00:05:38,760 about your granny's flange. 83 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:50,660 You sure have some beautiful things here, Mr. Race Renard. Well, thank you. 84 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:54,780 I find they are even more astoundingly beautiful when in your orbit. 85 00:05:55,280 --> 00:05:57,260 Why, thank you, kind sir. 86 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:58,700 My pleasure. 87 00:05:59,120 --> 00:06:02,900 Now, about that matter of donating one of your precious artifacts. 88 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:08,000 I only hesitate because... Do not tell me I have to leave your heavenly 89 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:09,620 emporium empty-handed. 90 00:06:17,300 --> 00:06:19,420 Oh, dearest, uh-huh, is here. 91 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:21,840 Yet another side he's trim. 92 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:25,460 No, I actually have an important announcement. 93 00:06:26,380 --> 00:06:28,360 There is an escaped convict on the loose. 94 00:06:28,820 --> 00:06:29,820 Say what? 95 00:06:29,920 --> 00:06:34,120 No, not to panic anyone, but as we're within a 50-mile radius of the prison, 96 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:37,380 we've been requested to ask that residents just keep on alert, that's 97 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:41,120 all. But I can't really tell you much more, apart from the fact that he does 98 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:43,100 have quite a distinctive scar down his cheek. 99 00:06:44,300 --> 00:06:46,720 Does anyone have any questions? Is he good-looking? 100 00:06:46,980 --> 00:06:48,000 Is he dangerous? 101 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:51,560 Let's just say it's probably best not to approach him if you do encounter him. 102 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:52,379 What's his name? 103 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:55,320 Well, he's not likely to give you his real name, but it is Ricky Matthews, but 104 00:06:55,320 --> 00:06:56,740 he goes by the name Zag. 105 00:06:57,120 --> 00:06:58,480 How long has he been at large for? 106 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,840 Since this morning. 107 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:03,900 Her hair's still wet. 108 00:07:04,420 --> 00:07:06,780 Nothing stops the Pony Express. 109 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:08,840 Oh. 110 00:07:42,700 --> 00:07:43,700 You know that chant? 111 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,920 Couldn't say. 112 00:07:46,020 --> 00:07:47,020 Instinct, maybe. 113 00:07:47,680 --> 00:07:50,820 My mama and my daddy had their DNA done. 114 00:07:51,140 --> 00:07:52,260 Daddy, nothing. 115 00:07:52,520 --> 00:07:57,480 But mama, it came back, well, 100% Viking. 116 00:07:57,880 --> 00:07:59,800 No Odin in way. 117 00:08:00,120 --> 00:08:05,680 So a Viking stands before you. Or a Viking princess, as my daddy liked to 118 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:07,120 brag. He was right. 119 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:09,160 Stan. 120 00:08:10,350 --> 00:08:14,010 Now, if I take that, you're not going to throw me over your shoulder, are you, 121 00:08:14,010 --> 00:08:15,010 and sail away with me? 122 00:08:15,530 --> 00:08:17,750 No. With his back, are you kidding? 123 00:08:18,010 --> 00:08:20,090 And he gets seasick. Oi, watch it. 124 00:08:20,610 --> 00:08:24,290 I'm collecting cash and donations for the church tower. 125 00:08:24,770 --> 00:08:25,890 Oh, well, so no more. 126 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:29,250 Kev, empty that tip box into our handbag. 127 00:08:30,370 --> 00:08:31,950 Thank you, kind Norseman. 128 00:08:33,490 --> 00:08:35,510 Oh, excuse me, boys. 129 00:08:41,960 --> 00:08:44,980 Seems like a well-established business you have here. 130 00:08:45,360 --> 00:08:46,680 You own it outright. 131 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:47,679 He does. 132 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,700 This year is his final mortgage payment. 133 00:08:50,740 --> 00:08:51,740 Valhalla! 134 00:08:52,740 --> 00:08:55,560 It weren't so easy, but it is all mine. 135 00:08:55,880 --> 00:08:57,980 You are to be congratulated. 136 00:09:02,240 --> 00:09:04,460 You never know who you're going to kiss. 137 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:20,920 i never thought she'd come hey i've been waiting for a viking princess all my 138 00:09:20,920 --> 00:09:21,560 life 139 00:09:21,560 --> 00:09:29,300 locks 140 00:09:29,300 --> 00:09:36,040 of hair that's all the famous people that she's cut for look 141 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:42,880 here robin look naughty holder ozzy osbourne and cilla black it's very good 142 00:09:42,880 --> 00:09:43,849 yeah 143 00:09:43,850 --> 00:09:45,750 This is an amazing collection. 144 00:09:46,530 --> 00:09:50,650 Might it be something that you could donate to the church auction? 145 00:09:50,890 --> 00:09:52,290 This would command a pretty penny. 146 00:09:52,570 --> 00:09:55,350 Oh, I... Wait a minute. 147 00:10:07,810 --> 00:10:09,270 Interesting place. 148 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:11,590 Suspended in the 70s. 149 00:10:12,460 --> 00:10:13,460 That's our Lily. 150 00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,180 How about this? 151 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,120 Left in the yard since 1972, it seems. 152 00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:28,540 Falling apart, but a chopper bike all the same. 153 00:10:29,060 --> 00:10:34,820 What? It swept the nation in the 70s. It's roughly based on the Hell's Angel 154 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:39,240 chopper bike, with its lean back seating and its... Please, Tandle Bars. It's 155 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,320 true, I caught up the 1970s style and rebellion. 156 00:10:41,640 --> 00:10:42,640 What she said. 157 00:10:43,420 --> 00:10:47,860 Robin, dear, will you please wheel it out and place it with the other 158 00:10:47,860 --> 00:10:48,860 offerings? 159 00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:58,580 I have commandeered him away from the computer screen for 160 00:10:58,580 --> 00:11:00,600 the day. Many hands and all that. 161 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:05,540 Now, can I give you a tidy up? Oh, no, not at present. 162 00:11:06,380 --> 00:11:09,660 But might you be able to give dear Robin a tidy up? 163 00:11:09,860 --> 00:11:13,040 To be an effective right-hand man, he needs styling. 164 00:11:13,360 --> 00:11:15,020 Thank you so, dear girls. 165 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:18,620 Y'all put me in mind to steal Magnolia's. 166 00:11:19,680 --> 00:11:25,820 Have you seen that? There is Grace Renard right on cue to pick up today's 167 00:11:25,820 --> 00:11:26,820 haul. 168 00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,620 Can I presume to put Robin's coiffure down to a donation? 169 00:11:57,900 --> 00:11:59,880 Take a seat in Sir Swivel. 170 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:03,280 Where do you go for a cut usually, Robin? 171 00:12:04,260 --> 00:12:05,920 Myself. I see. 172 00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:07,540 Short back and sides. 173 00:12:08,080 --> 00:12:10,260 Me and Mum have electrical hair clippers. 174 00:12:11,160 --> 00:12:12,200 How do you know Stella? 175 00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,080 Church met her. 176 00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,180 I'm to help her. 177 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:16,720 What's your name? 178 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:18,320 Robin L. Tring. 179 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:23,480 Did you write a short introductory history to the churches of Blossomvale 180 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:24,480 in an educational pamphlet? 181 00:12:24,820 --> 00:12:27,040 Yes. Oh, it's very interesting. 182 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,440 I've never met anyone who's read it before. 183 00:12:29,740 --> 00:12:30,740 Well, I found it online. 184 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:31,760 And I printed it out. 185 00:12:31,980 --> 00:12:33,260 You printed it out? 186 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:34,600 All right. 187 00:12:34,880 --> 00:12:37,960 There's quite a bit of Mr. Dan here. 188 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:40,700 Huh? That pesky Mr. Dandruff. 189 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,340 Dandruff. Right. 190 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:44,040 It's my constant problem. Sorry. 191 00:12:44,380 --> 00:12:46,560 Sorry. Hey, we can cut through it. 192 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:47,820 Please don't worry. 193 00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:50,080 And later I've some products I can recommend. 194 00:12:51,820 --> 00:12:56,440 So, do we know which part of the USA Stella is from? 195 00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:58,730 Er, not sure. 196 00:12:58,950 --> 00:13:00,330 The south. 197 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:01,910 Do we know where exactly? 198 00:13:04,570 --> 00:13:05,570 Down the south. 199 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:10,050 Well, she certainly knows how to persuade, all right. 200 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,290 Is that her field? 201 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:16,250 Think back in the States. Yes, lots of that type of thing. She's rich, I think. 202 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,410 Gave a massive donation to help kick us off. 203 00:13:18,670 --> 00:13:20,810 Really? She's always travelling the world. 204 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:24,270 Not like me. I haven't really ever left Blossom Vale. 205 00:13:24,910 --> 00:13:27,650 That's part of the haircut, she said. To have it done for a passport. 206 00:13:30,490 --> 00:13:32,450 I have never seen so much dandruff. 207 00:13:33,010 --> 00:13:35,250 And he's like an adoring lapdog, did you see? 208 00:13:35,650 --> 00:13:38,210 You couldn't hide it. Oh, there's something off-kilter here. 209 00:13:38,570 --> 00:13:40,750 Like a bobcot that isn't truly aligned. 210 00:13:41,310 --> 00:13:42,310 It's the accent. 211 00:13:42,450 --> 00:13:44,750 You know, there's not just one southern accent. There are many. 212 00:13:44,970 --> 00:13:47,250 Made for a study when I did Street Camping Desire at A-level. 213 00:13:47,650 --> 00:13:48,650 Bet you did. 214 00:13:48,670 --> 00:13:49,670 And Stella? 215 00:13:50,610 --> 00:13:52,710 Inconsistent. And you know how I feel about that. 216 00:13:52,940 --> 00:13:54,580 I do, I certainly do. 217 00:13:55,560 --> 00:13:57,780 Well, maybe she travelled all over Southern States. 218 00:13:58,380 --> 00:14:01,800 Hmm, was a bit gone with the wind and Dolly Parton pastiche. 219 00:14:02,160 --> 00:14:03,160 Hey, did you notice? 220 00:14:04,300 --> 00:14:08,920 When I so much as glanced at her hair, she moved away from me across Salem. 221 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,580 I did notice. 222 00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:14,360 There was no touching that construction, was there? So high. 223 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,380 Oh, that's better. 224 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:26,300 Yeah, Bab, come out of the corner. 225 00:14:26,740 --> 00:14:28,220 Let's have a proper look at you. 226 00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:30,880 I've got you some gear from the charity shop. 227 00:14:31,240 --> 00:14:32,240 Gratis, of course. 228 00:14:32,700 --> 00:14:34,100 Try this jacket on. 229 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:37,860 There you go. 230 00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:39,200 See? 231 00:14:39,760 --> 00:14:41,220 Clothes maketh the man. 232 00:14:41,680 --> 00:14:44,340 Right, where we at? How much we got? 233 00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:48,980 Well, the accounts you said I had to open, I can hardly keep track. 234 00:14:49,260 --> 00:14:50,260 Get it together. 235 00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,240 We got about... 236 00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,950 2,500 so far already? 237 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:56,750 That's no good. Not enough. 238 00:14:56,950 --> 00:14:58,190 Not enough by a long chalk. 239 00:14:58,590 --> 00:15:02,930 Oh. Look, it's because I'm desperate about our future. 240 00:15:03,230 --> 00:15:04,470 I told you. 241 00:15:04,810 --> 00:15:06,110 I love you. 242 00:15:06,570 --> 00:15:08,370 We're going to run away together. 243 00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:11,650 You still love me, don't you? Yes. 244 00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,530 You mean everything. 245 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,950 You see, we need more money. 246 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:18,910 I miscalculated. 247 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:23,840 When we first met online, you said you owned an house, that you were an author. 248 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:28,060 See, now you live in your mum's old rented cottage and wrote a pamphlet 249 00:15:28,060 --> 00:15:29,060 nobody wants. 250 00:15:29,360 --> 00:15:30,339 I know. 251 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,340 I'm sorry. 252 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,400 I wanted you to want me. 253 00:15:33,620 --> 00:15:36,960 Thank God you told me about the church fund and raising money. 254 00:15:37,320 --> 00:15:39,500 We have our plan now, haven't we, Bab? 255 00:15:40,700 --> 00:15:42,000 I'm terrified. 256 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:45,920 We have to go abroad and sue my love. 257 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:49,980 I told you about my ex. He's in prison right now, but that's not enough for me. 258 00:15:50,480 --> 00:15:53,680 Knowing him, he could appear any time. Any time. 259 00:15:54,060 --> 00:15:55,060 Any time! 260 00:15:55,480 --> 00:15:56,900 He's beyond dangerous. 261 00:15:57,120 --> 00:15:58,380 Anything could happen to me. 262 00:15:59,060 --> 00:16:00,060 Don't worry. 263 00:16:02,040 --> 00:16:05,960 Speed is of the essence, though. As long as I can keep switching between 264 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:10,460 Birmingham and Birmingham, Alabama, we'll be all right. 265 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,600 Uncle Stan, a battered sausage, buttered barm cake. 266 00:16:22,960 --> 00:16:24,860 Just take a seat, will you? Where are 267 00:16:24,860 --> 00:16:35,780 you 268 00:16:35,780 --> 00:16:36,780 going? 269 00:16:37,040 --> 00:16:38,600 I need to find her. 270 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:40,640 Uncle Stan, you only met her once. 271 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:42,460 We did not meet. 272 00:16:43,560 --> 00:16:44,840 We were destined. 273 00:17:03,600 --> 00:17:04,599 Here we are. 274 00:17:04,960 --> 00:17:09,740 Thank you for the lift. Well, as you know, I'm constantly at your service, 275 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:12,099 dear, one day and night. 276 00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,339 Why, thank you, kind sir. 277 00:17:15,940 --> 00:17:18,900 Oh, just admiring that ring. 278 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,079 May I try it? Of course you may. 279 00:17:25,819 --> 00:17:27,339 Ah, lovely. 280 00:17:30,180 --> 00:17:32,000 Mercy, I can't remove it. 281 00:17:32,540 --> 00:17:37,320 Oh, never mind. You can return it at our next rendezvous, which is tonight, 282 00:17:37,560 --> 00:17:43,960 before you even answer. Just call, and I'll appear in a little puff of magic. 283 00:17:48,020 --> 00:17:52,800 You are listening to your local radio station, Blossomvale FM. 284 00:17:53,300 --> 00:17:55,580 I don't know why she bothers. She's always away behind our Winston. 285 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:59,700 The escaped convict, Richard Matthews... Thank you, James. 286 00:18:00,360 --> 00:18:01,360 Thank you very much. 287 00:18:01,850 --> 00:18:03,590 Citizens are warned to be vigilant. 288 00:18:04,130 --> 00:18:09,390 Tomorrow, the auction for Save Our Tower begins at 6.30 in St Bartholomew's 289 00:18:09,390 --> 00:18:10,390 Church Hall. 290 00:18:11,290 --> 00:18:14,570 So what are you feeling, Ella Clary? There's just no mention of Stella 291 00:18:14,570 --> 00:18:15,570 anywhere. 292 00:18:16,050 --> 00:18:17,050 Hello. 293 00:18:17,290 --> 00:18:18,690 Oh, Vicar. 294 00:18:18,950 --> 00:18:19,950 Hi. Howdy. 295 00:18:20,530 --> 00:18:21,870 Any of you seen Stella? 296 00:18:22,670 --> 00:18:23,690 Not since earlier. 297 00:18:24,030 --> 00:18:27,510 I've been waiting at the church for her for over an hour. Given up and gone in 298 00:18:27,510 --> 00:18:30,270 search. Hey, Wincy, have you seen Stella? 299 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:33,470 Oh, she was empty in the charity shop last night. I saw her. 300 00:18:33,710 --> 00:18:37,410 Oh, thank you. Oh, nice to see you again, Vicar Etta. Yeah, you too. 301 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:41,910 You know, it's Vicar, then Etta. 302 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,990 Her name is not Vicar Etta. Oh, what a relief. 303 00:18:45,230 --> 00:18:46,390 She sounded like an ice cream. 304 00:18:53,970 --> 00:18:54,970 Stan. 305 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:57,370 Why, thank you. 306 00:18:58,610 --> 00:19:02,050 Suddenly able to look you in the eyes like this. 307 00:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,570 Why, how kind they are. 308 00:19:05,250 --> 00:19:06,390 Can I help? 309 00:19:06,730 --> 00:19:09,710 Well, I must complete this for my ancestor. 310 00:19:10,590 --> 00:19:12,650 Ancestors is everything to us Vikings. 311 00:19:15,690 --> 00:19:17,090 I need to descend. 312 00:19:20,090 --> 00:19:25,890 I have something for you. 313 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:29,290 It's the most precious thing that I own. Oh, Stan. 314 00:19:29,590 --> 00:19:31,190 It means everything to me. 315 00:19:32,590 --> 00:19:34,710 I want you to have it for your auction. 316 00:19:35,150 --> 00:19:36,150 Valuable? 317 00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:41,210 Priceless. Oh. It's the thing that I've built my entire life on. 318 00:19:42,770 --> 00:19:43,770 Oh, I see. 319 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,830 The Lady Bird Book of Vikings. 320 00:19:48,570 --> 00:19:52,570 Well... I'm sorry, I've craned a few other birds in, but I was just a young 321 00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:53,630 kid when I first got it. 322 00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:58,780 Stan, to me, Philanthropy is the mark of a great man. 323 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:01,520 It melts my heart every time. 324 00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:08,960 I have my chippy and my nephew and the Viking Reenactment Society of 325 00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:15,820 Blossomvale and surrounding districts, but I am so, so lonely. 326 00:20:16,540 --> 00:20:17,720 Oh, Stan. 327 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:20,520 I know that feeling. 328 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:21,459 You do? 329 00:20:21,460 --> 00:20:25,610 Yes. We are in the same longboat, you and I. 330 00:20:27,730 --> 00:20:32,590 I pledge my allegiance and service to thee. 331 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:34,450 What does thou need? 332 00:20:34,970 --> 00:20:38,350 Well, at the moment, money. 333 00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:41,350 Loads of it if I'm to save this tower. 334 00:20:41,730 --> 00:20:45,070 You will have it, I swear, before Odin. 335 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:51,070 Are you troth to another? 336 00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,260 Sorry? The Wraith. 337 00:20:54,780 --> 00:20:57,200 Oh, that's Wraith Renards. 338 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,640 That one, that one be best there. 339 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,680 Can you just put that one on the table over there? 340 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:40,020 Oh, and you, handsome man, right over there. Thank you. 341 00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720 Renard! 342 00:21:58,020 --> 00:21:59,020 Yes? 343 00:22:00,020 --> 00:22:02,620 I've come to fathom your intentions. 344 00:22:03,020 --> 00:22:04,020 I'm sorry? 345 00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:05,860 Towards the Honourable Stella. 346 00:22:06,540 --> 00:22:07,940 What the heck is this? 347 00:22:08,240 --> 00:22:10,820 In my tradition, this calls for a contest. 348 00:22:11,260 --> 00:22:12,900 Man against man. 349 00:22:13,200 --> 00:22:14,340 Now, listen, Mush. 350 00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:18,300 I'm sorry to break it to you, but you run a backstreet chippy. You're not a 351 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:21,660 Viking. Man against man. 352 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:22,880 What? 353 00:22:24,909 --> 00:22:30,930 Ludicrous. Oh, it's a duel, is it? Oh, well, why don't we just fight with 354 00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:33,510 these? You know, they're here already. Might as well use them, eh? 355 00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:35,029 No need. 356 00:22:35,030 --> 00:22:36,910 I have my weapon of choice. 357 00:22:37,730 --> 00:22:41,650 Oh, my God. No, please, keep calm, dear boy, and mind me artefacts. 358 00:22:41,970 --> 00:22:44,950 I'd keep a tight eye on your artefacts, if I were you. 359 00:22:45,190 --> 00:22:49,210 No, no, listen, I am no threat to you at all. I'm not interested in her, 360 00:22:49,390 --> 00:22:51,210 actually. You gave her a ring. 361 00:22:51,670 --> 00:22:52,950 Yeah, no, you just... 362 00:22:53,150 --> 00:22:57,030 Put your big weapon down and I'll explain. 363 00:22:58,450 --> 00:23:01,270 Thank you. 364 00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:05,570 See, the thing is, the ring is a fake. 365 00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:09,390 It's a worthless trinket. I gave it to her as a test. It's a trap. 366 00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:15,230 Because I am watching to see if she pulls the oldest grift in the book. 367 00:23:15,990 --> 00:23:20,290 Pretend the ring will not come off. And then you come back later with it, but 368 00:23:20,290 --> 00:23:21,890 swapped with a counterfeit. 369 00:23:22,330 --> 00:23:27,410 I'm expecting her back any time soon, you see. It was just a ruse. I don't 370 00:23:27,410 --> 00:23:32,310 want her hand in marriage, but I would like her to come and work here in my 371 00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:38,350 shop. You don't often find one as polished as she. You know, she'd be a 372 00:23:38,350 --> 00:23:43,290 great saleswoman, but also she'd spot a fraudster a mile off. 373 00:23:44,310 --> 00:23:47,370 Oh. All right. 374 00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:48,750 Bye-bye. 375 00:24:20,680 --> 00:24:21,680 Ring, ring. 376 00:24:23,180 --> 00:24:24,180 Congratulations. 377 00:24:24,720 --> 00:24:26,460 Y'all having a good time? 378 00:24:26,660 --> 00:24:28,060 Keep on drinking. 379 00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:30,020 Why, hello, Mr. Restaurant. 380 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:31,800 Hello, my dear. 381 00:24:32,000 --> 00:24:36,080 Stella, I need to talk to you. Dearest River, not now. We press forward. 382 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:37,720 Stan. 383 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:45,140 Blossom Veilers, you are doing great. 384 00:24:45,420 --> 00:24:47,000 Let's hear it for yourself. 385 00:24:50,629 --> 00:24:54,970 I want you all to push that cachemita through the room. 386 00:24:55,770 --> 00:24:58,870 Fantastic. Now for our next lot. 387 00:24:59,270 --> 00:25:03,330 What am I bid for this pretty little parasol? 388 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:09,790 Protect yourselves from the sun and the rain or over attentive admirers. 389 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:15,350 Can someone start me off with 50? 50 pints. Jill, did you put vodka in this? 390 00:25:15,510 --> 00:25:18,130 Do I hear 60? Two and a half bottles. 391 00:25:19,040 --> 00:25:20,940 One hundred. So did I. 392 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:24,020 Sold to that cute little man. 393 00:25:26,440 --> 00:25:27,440 Congratulations. 394 00:25:28,060 --> 00:25:33,320 Now, before we move on to our next lot, remember to keep those cash donations 395 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:34,460 rolling in. 396 00:25:35,320 --> 00:25:37,720 Robin, where is Monday, Robin? 397 00:25:37,940 --> 00:25:39,820 Robin is passing among you. 398 00:25:40,140 --> 00:25:41,860 Yes, sirree. The bells. 399 00:25:42,100 --> 00:25:43,340 Oh, the bells. 400 00:25:43,740 --> 00:25:47,280 Like what I put in here. No, no, the church sounds. 401 00:25:47,760 --> 00:25:48,760 Bing bong. 402 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:49,899 There we are. 403 00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:54,220 Now for our next lot, a giraffe. 404 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,760 Yes, full size. 405 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:00,940 Could someone start me off? 406 00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:02,160 £12.10. 407 00:26:02,480 --> 00:26:03,500 Any advance? 408 00:26:03,860 --> 00:26:04,860 No? 409 00:26:05,480 --> 00:26:08,140 Sold to the lovely PC Addams. 410 00:26:08,980 --> 00:26:10,500 I can't be mental. 411 00:26:10,700 --> 00:26:12,900 Bloody donate. It's from the lost property. 412 00:26:13,340 --> 00:26:14,319 Would you leave it? 413 00:26:14,320 --> 00:26:15,320 Where's Kevin tonight? 414 00:26:15,540 --> 00:26:16,680 He's minding the fort. 415 00:26:17,520 --> 00:26:21,640 I had to be here. Bit of a controversial lot here. 416 00:26:23,140 --> 00:26:24,140 Me! 417 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,540 Green tea with little old me. 418 00:26:31,820 --> 00:26:33,760 Can I hear 50? 419 00:26:34,020 --> 00:26:35,040 50. Ooh. 420 00:26:35,340 --> 00:26:37,060 60. 70. 421 00:26:37,400 --> 00:26:41,580 80. 100 pounds. Shush your mushing for take. 422 00:26:42,360 --> 00:26:43,940 150. 200. 423 00:26:44,420 --> 00:26:46,280 Steady on, old boy. 300. 424 00:26:48,060 --> 00:26:49,180 350! 400! 425 00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,940 Sold! That lovely hug from Anne. 426 00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,240 Congratulations, Stan. 427 00:26:59,520 --> 00:27:03,060 By the way, the ring did come back. Half-decent copy. 428 00:27:03,320 --> 00:27:08,540 And her contacts are quick. I'll give her that. As to value, as I predicated. 429 00:27:08,860 --> 00:27:10,840 Could do better out of a lucky bag. 430 00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:16,730 Can you come and give me a hand? I need a little help. Just a teeny bit. 431 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:19,070 Yeah, I'll bring it with me. 432 00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:20,730 Okay. 433 00:27:21,470 --> 00:27:22,470 Wow. 434 00:27:23,410 --> 00:27:27,490 So, we've been asked to announce lot 25. 435 00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:32,170 What am I bid for this clockwork cake stand that plays, if you like, pina 436 00:27:32,170 --> 00:27:33,510 coladas and getting caught in the rain? 437 00:27:33,850 --> 00:27:35,050 Is that what we're bidding? 438 00:27:36,210 --> 00:27:39,490 Don't let up on the cash donations either. Keep them coming in. 439 00:27:42,460 --> 00:27:47,020 10 pounds 10 pounds amazing 10 pounds and 12.50 12.50 anything else anyone 440 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,900 else 12.50 15 15 amazing anyone else 441 00:27:49,900 --> 00:27:56,400 20 pounds 20 pounds 442 00:28:32,810 --> 00:28:35,190 Pity. Could have had our very own chippy. 443 00:28:35,730 --> 00:28:37,670 I'll settle for a villa in Thailand. 444 00:28:38,570 --> 00:28:40,590 Tonight's the night. Just need to get the pay off. 445 00:28:40,890 --> 00:28:41,890 How much? 446 00:28:42,010 --> 00:28:43,810 Around 40 grand, maybe more. 447 00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,410 Did you get that passport for me? 448 00:28:45,710 --> 00:28:46,710 Of course. 449 00:28:47,890 --> 00:28:48,950 The plane's booked. 450 00:28:49,330 --> 00:28:50,350 We travel tonight. 451 00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:10,080 Stella! 452 00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:13,260 It's been so long. 453 00:29:19,580 --> 00:29:23,020 What about that mug, Robin? 454 00:29:23,300 --> 00:29:24,500 You give us any trouble? 455 00:29:25,480 --> 00:29:26,480 Leave him to me. 456 00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:32,720 I just want to say... 457 00:29:33,070 --> 00:29:37,210 Thank you so much for coming and all your bids and donations. 458 00:29:37,530 --> 00:29:40,710 The church tower is going to be saved. 459 00:29:41,450 --> 00:29:47,110 I love y'all. I love you. 460 00:29:49,070 --> 00:29:52,530 Hey, that went well. 461 00:29:53,170 --> 00:29:57,410 She really knows how to raise money, does that one. She's a dynamo, alrighty. 462 00:29:57,550 --> 00:30:00,050 Oh, good old Stella, saving the church tower. 463 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:01,570 Does that rhyme? 464 00:30:01,590 --> 00:30:03,810 Or is Winston Shell's punch sent me woozy? 465 00:30:04,510 --> 00:30:05,870 Woozy. Got you. 466 00:30:08,750 --> 00:30:10,590 Well done, Stella! 467 00:30:11,590 --> 00:30:12,590 There she blows. 468 00:30:14,510 --> 00:30:17,630 Vicaretta, only been here five minutes and ready on the way to getting her 469 00:30:17,630 --> 00:30:18,630 tower saved. 470 00:30:18,910 --> 00:30:20,010 She must be pleased. 471 00:30:20,210 --> 00:30:21,290 She didn't really look it. 472 00:30:22,810 --> 00:30:27,270 Stella, I want to talk to you, if that is your name. 473 00:30:27,930 --> 00:30:29,190 What are you talking about? 474 00:30:29,740 --> 00:30:30,740 What are you up to? 475 00:30:31,180 --> 00:30:33,580 Saving your tower if you hadn't noticed. 476 00:30:34,240 --> 00:30:35,240 I've rumbled you. 477 00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:40,680 What? Well, for a star. That £10,000 cheque you gave me went on a bungee jump 478 00:30:40,680 --> 00:30:41,840 bouncing in and out of the bank. 479 00:30:42,060 --> 00:30:44,200 I haven't got time for this. Well, make time. 480 00:30:44,880 --> 00:30:51,420 Also, according to this, the pamphlet that Robin wrote, Sterling Tobias 481 00:30:51,420 --> 00:30:55,620 Norris, your ancestor, was childless and unmarried. 482 00:30:56,500 --> 00:30:57,500 OK, OK. 483 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,060 We've both got a few secrets, haven't we? 484 00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:01,820 Wasn't sure at first. 485 00:31:02,020 --> 00:31:03,840 That grip tells a story. 486 00:31:04,120 --> 00:31:07,080 What? A little place called Bronzefield Prison. 487 00:31:07,460 --> 00:31:11,240 You were young, but you were the big I am, though, weren't you then? 488 00:31:12,860 --> 00:31:14,500 Coming back now, is it, Reverend? 489 00:31:15,680 --> 00:31:17,840 I want answers, not a diversion. 490 00:31:18,340 --> 00:31:19,340 Where's the money? 491 00:31:19,380 --> 00:31:21,660 What, are you after your cut? Do you want to watch your mouth? 492 00:31:21,920 --> 00:31:25,780 Yeah, that's more like it. You're a bigger scammer than I could ever be. 493 00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:27,560 Thought I recognised you. 494 00:31:28,060 --> 00:31:30,240 I wasn't on a minor fraud charge. 495 00:31:30,560 --> 00:31:33,080 You were on a much more serious wing. 496 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,360 A known leader of a notorious girl gang. 497 00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:38,700 Grievous bodily harm, wasn't it? 498 00:31:39,540 --> 00:31:40,980 Robbery, wasn't it? 499 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,560 Drug dealing, wasn't it? 500 00:31:44,040 --> 00:31:46,120 Blimey, I could go on and on. 501 00:31:47,220 --> 00:31:49,260 You'd better watch your back. 502 00:31:50,120 --> 00:31:53,720 Unless you want your precious parishioners to know the truth. 503 00:32:04,810 --> 00:32:05,810 I'd better get back. 504 00:32:05,930 --> 00:32:06,930 I'll walk you. 505 00:32:06,950 --> 00:32:09,210 No! You've two buses to catch. 506 00:32:09,490 --> 00:32:10,490 I know a shortcut. 507 00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:15,310 How about a quick visit to Valhalla and chips? 508 00:32:15,750 --> 00:32:16,750 Warm the cockles. 509 00:32:16,830 --> 00:32:17,950 Come on, put your arm to bed. 510 00:32:19,370 --> 00:32:22,610 Shame. What is? Me poor old chopper didn't sell. 511 00:32:24,290 --> 00:32:25,290 Ciao, girls. 512 00:32:27,770 --> 00:32:30,870 Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish. 513 00:32:35,770 --> 00:32:37,470 What? It's not Sunday. 514 00:32:44,770 --> 00:32:45,770 Help! 515 00:32:49,750 --> 00:32:50,750 Help! 516 00:32:51,050 --> 00:32:52,050 Help me! 517 00:32:52,150 --> 00:32:53,029 No, no, no. 518 00:32:53,030 --> 00:32:53,330 I 519 00:32:53,330 --> 00:33:02,910 think 520 00:33:02,910 --> 00:33:04,350 we've... I'll have to take it from here. 521 00:33:04,670 --> 00:33:07,990 One of the lads might be able to give you a lift. Oh, sorry, I need to take 522 00:33:07,990 --> 00:33:08,990 this. 523 00:33:09,170 --> 00:33:10,170 Hello? 524 00:33:10,290 --> 00:33:11,290 Yeah. 525 00:33:20,050 --> 00:33:21,710 For what it's worth, I didn't do it. 526 00:33:23,990 --> 00:33:24,990 What happened? 527 00:33:25,190 --> 00:33:26,550 I suspected a scam. 528 00:33:27,430 --> 00:33:29,810 £10,000 was never paid over as promised. 529 00:33:30,510 --> 00:33:31,990 I confronted her about it. 530 00:33:34,820 --> 00:33:37,680 Yes. Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been in cuffs. 531 00:33:38,300 --> 00:33:39,700 You can talk to us, Vicar. 532 00:33:40,200 --> 00:33:41,480 Still calling me Vicar? 533 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:45,360 If only you knew how much that title means to me. 534 00:33:48,620 --> 00:33:50,040 I have a checkered past. 535 00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:54,360 Girl gangs, violence, jail. 536 00:33:54,660 --> 00:33:55,800 It's where I found God. 537 00:33:57,340 --> 00:33:59,420 I lost my liberty and found my liberation. 538 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:02,440 But I couldn't tell people that. 539 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,540 I wanted you to get to know me. 540 00:34:05,020 --> 00:34:06,020 To trust me. 541 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,719 All I can say is follow the money. 542 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:15,900 The auction money has just been found hidden in your office. 543 00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,920 Ann Robbins reported that all the charity bank accounts that were set up 544 00:34:18,920 --> 00:34:20,000 through the church have been emptied. 545 00:34:21,699 --> 00:34:22,880 Shall we have a chat down the station? 546 00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:37,440 There's been a sighting of the prisoner. 547 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:39,820 I've got to go. 548 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:41,440 Adam? 549 00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:44,320 Yeah? Be careful. 550 00:34:45,760 --> 00:34:47,080 Yeah, will be. 551 00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:06,820 Everything all right, mate? Yeah, all good. 552 00:35:08,260 --> 00:35:09,440 Car's not looking great. 553 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:11,860 Stop, 554 00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:16,760 police! Stop where you are! 555 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:19,480 Back off! 556 00:35:20,460 --> 00:35:22,060 Move! Stay down! 557 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,200 Stay down! 558 00:35:24,900 --> 00:35:25,900 Grab him! 559 00:35:26,340 --> 00:35:27,360 Get off, get off! 560 00:35:27,580 --> 00:35:30,480 Get off! 561 00:35:51,330 --> 00:35:54,390 Think of what Etta said. Follow the money. Where is the money? 562 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:55,428 It's vanished. 563 00:35:55,430 --> 00:35:57,010 Save our tower page. Gone. The lot. 564 00:35:57,570 --> 00:36:01,890 I just can't bear to think of the image of that dead body swaying in the ropes. 565 00:36:02,430 --> 00:36:03,430 Yeah, I see it too. 566 00:36:03,570 --> 00:36:07,110 And all that flying dust in the stream of the moonlight. 567 00:36:07,470 --> 00:36:09,950 Yes. Settled on her velvet suit. 568 00:36:12,270 --> 00:36:14,410 Yes. And on the shoulders of it. 569 00:36:16,370 --> 00:36:17,930 Was it dust from the bells above? 570 00:36:19,490 --> 00:36:20,490 Oh, Lily. 571 00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:22,370 Oh, I can see it now. 572 00:36:23,210 --> 00:36:24,630 Oh, it was... Dandruff. 573 00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:26,270 Why he gets the velvet? 574 00:36:26,530 --> 00:36:29,270 And you can't get Dandruff from her wig. 575 00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:32,700 Save our tower page. Gone. Bank accounts. 576 00:36:32,900 --> 00:36:33,900 Empty. 577 00:36:34,140 --> 00:36:35,620 Robin! Robin. 578 00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,400 Solway! Please let us in. 579 00:37:32,830 --> 00:37:33,990 What happened, Robin? 580 00:37:36,050 --> 00:37:37,050 She did it. 581 00:37:37,150 --> 00:37:38,150 That vicar. 582 00:37:39,990 --> 00:37:41,910 You will have to tell us the truth, Robin. 583 00:37:42,830 --> 00:37:44,750 Clary, tell him. 584 00:37:45,290 --> 00:37:47,650 Your DNA will be in the dandruff found at the crime scene. 585 00:37:51,650 --> 00:37:52,650 What happened? 586 00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:54,450 You can tell us. 587 00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,340 I was always a loner. 588 00:38:04,260 --> 00:38:09,580 But since she, mum, passed, it's been so lonely. 589 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,000 I began to live life online. 590 00:38:14,420 --> 00:38:16,220 Started looking at online dating. 591 00:38:17,140 --> 00:38:20,740 Suddenly, she came into my life. 592 00:38:21,100 --> 00:38:23,980 Stella? Rita, she was called at first. 593 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,280 I could not believe she could be interested in me. 594 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:30,660 It's like I began to... 595 00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:33,540 For the first time, I have a life. 596 00:38:34,900 --> 00:38:36,040 Shall I get you a drink? 597 00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:37,880 Thank you. 598 00:38:40,860 --> 00:38:42,420 It was all a scam. 599 00:38:43,040 --> 00:38:47,820 When she found out about the church tower, she hatched this plan to set it 600 00:38:47,820 --> 00:38:49,540 up, then take off with the money. 601 00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:53,560 She will come in the guise of Stella, a southern belle. 602 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:58,180 All I have to do is to pretend I don't know her and follow instructions. 603 00:38:58,720 --> 00:39:00,180 I was scared to death. 604 00:39:01,230 --> 00:39:02,230 We were so in love. 605 00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:05,290 Here you go, Robin. 606 00:39:10,070 --> 00:39:14,150 She told me to drain the account and meet her at the bell tower with the cash 607 00:39:14,150 --> 00:39:14,848 from the auction. 608 00:39:14,850 --> 00:39:15,890 Where is it? Here. 609 00:39:16,310 --> 00:39:17,308 The account? 610 00:39:17,310 --> 00:39:18,308 All done. Good. 611 00:39:18,310 --> 00:39:20,130 The worst was when we went to kiss her. 612 00:39:21,010 --> 00:39:22,150 Oh, get away! 613 00:39:22,650 --> 00:39:26,070 God! We love each other. You disgust me. 614 00:39:26,630 --> 00:39:28,370 You kissed that man? 615 00:39:30,440 --> 00:39:33,160 Course I kissed him. He's my partner and lover. 616 00:39:34,020 --> 00:39:35,700 Haven't you woken up yet? 617 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,740 Think I'd be with you? 618 00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:43,000 I do this all the time. It's my living, taking people like you. 619 00:39:47,840 --> 00:39:49,620 I lost control. 620 00:39:51,620 --> 00:39:52,880 I lost control. 621 00:39:54,480 --> 00:39:55,480 Later. 622 00:39:57,420 --> 00:40:01,100 cash in the vicar's office knowing it would frame her told the police it had 623 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:07,500 gone missing from the whole so sorry sorry robin 624 00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:13,940 uh we're here to um you 625 00:40:13,940 --> 00:40:15,980 just so 626 00:40:15,980 --> 00:40:25,420 phase 627 00:40:25,420 --> 00:40:26,680 one for the work is raised 628 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:28,510 Thank you. 629 00:40:30,450 --> 00:40:31,450 Thank you. 630 00:40:32,310 --> 00:40:36,710 And thank you for accepting me. I couldn't have asked for a more welcoming 631 00:40:36,710 --> 00:40:37,910 and loving parish. 632 00:40:40,890 --> 00:40:42,990 Let the girls be laughing thanks. 633 00:40:43,350 --> 00:40:45,450 Come on, old lads. Ring out. 634 00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,600 Well, thank God you're safe. 635 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,400 Yes, all in the line of duty. 636 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:04,020 We returned Zaggy. He kind of gave up any fight when he heard about Stella, so 637 00:41:04,020 --> 00:41:06,480 we won't be seeing him for a very long time. 638 00:41:07,020 --> 00:41:08,140 Lovely it worked out. 639 00:41:08,380 --> 00:41:09,660 The money was recovered. 640 00:41:10,100 --> 00:41:11,500 Robin gave us all the help he could. 641 00:41:11,800 --> 00:41:12,800 Well, I'll say it again. 642 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,520 I'm very glad you're safe. I was very worried. 643 00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:32,500 I... I... I was... I was... What are you doing on 644 00:41:32,500 --> 00:41:35,020 Saturday? Saturday's our busiest day. 645 00:41:35,580 --> 00:41:37,540 Oh. Right. 646 00:41:38,560 --> 00:41:44,400 But Sunday... Sunday's not, though. 647 00:41:48,380 --> 00:41:49,460 Uncle Stan? 648 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,800 Bye, back soon. 649 00:42:01,860 --> 00:42:04,080 So good of you, Rupert. Sorry. 650 00:42:05,700 --> 00:42:09,440 To give such a generous donation, matching what's raised. 651 00:42:10,260 --> 00:42:11,920 You are a good man. 652 00:42:12,880 --> 00:42:13,880 Thank you. 653 00:42:14,500 --> 00:42:20,540 It's the Agricultural Society's annual Rose of the Year Award next month, and 654 00:42:20,540 --> 00:42:25,660 I'm... Submitting Billy Rose, and I just wondered if perhaps you'd be my guest of 655 00:42:25,660 --> 00:42:26,660 honour. 656 00:42:28,660 --> 00:42:30,500 I will look in the appointment book. 657 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:34,560 Only joking. Of course I'll be there. 658 00:42:34,840 --> 00:42:35,840 Well, that's very good. 659 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:37,580 Well, let's continue with the celebrations. 660 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:43,740 There's plenty of food and drink. No fear. My sweet 70s playlist is here. 661 00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:48,280 Love is in the air.